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akky
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-10-26
|  Subject: meaty bites diet  Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:22 am | |
| The Meaty Bites Diet
I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was
standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd
been sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b!tch.....why else would I buy dog food?? | |
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Cally
Posts : 11
Join date : 2008-10-27
Age : 50
Location : Little Chalfont
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Lou
Posts : 8
Join date : 2008-10-26
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:33 am | |
|  Love it! x | |
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Tan and her Pink Bits
Posts : 12
Join date : 2008-10-26
Location : La-La Land
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:27 pm | |
| LMAO  So true though! People really do say the dumbest things  | |
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Kirsty
Posts : 51
Join date : 2008-10-26
Age : 37
Location : Andover, UK
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:34 pm | |
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akky
Posts : 32
Join date : 2008-10-26
| | Subject: best Scottish Joke Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| Voted Best Scottish Short Joke
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
"Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
"Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!" | |
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Tca
Posts : 51
Join date : 2008-10-26
Age : 35
Location : Insanity
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:06 pm | |
| LMFAO ahh both gold  | |
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Kirsty
Posts : 51
Join date : 2008-10-26
Age : 37
Location : Andover, UK
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:07 pm | |
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Tca
Posts : 51
Join date : 2008-10-26
Age : 35
Location : Insanity
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:50 am | |
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Kirsty
Posts : 51
Join date : 2008-10-26
Age : 37
Location : Andover, UK
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:32 am | |
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Tca
Posts : 51
Join date : 2008-10-26
Age : 35
Location : Insanity
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:13 am | |
| do you get laid? | |
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Kirsty
Posts : 51
Join date : 2008-10-26
Age : 37
Location : Andover, UK
| | Subject: Re: meaty bites diet Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:19 am | |
| my god u tell a smashin joke! | |
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